Can sweat perspire? Because I'm fairly certain mine is.
Going to the library to get my mail.....Because I delivered it into the book return slot last night. Yeah, so.....
So where would one buy crime scene tape? Suddenly overcome by the desire to own some.
Headed to Toys R Us because, really, Christmas will be here before we know it.
We're still in our pj's. At 4pm. And technically we're only a few hours from bedtime. Shameful? Or just ahead of my game?
Someone has defaced a Lee Yancey sign on Hugh Ward Blvd. I call for banishment. FROM AMERICA.
My children have started calling me "Mamacita". I started to question their strange behavior but then I remembered who their parents are and it totally makes sense....
"Daddy! Don't cut my grass!" - Swaid (on not wanting a haircut)
I don't know why, but I am almost always more productive on blue jean day.
Ugh. I ate so many carbs at lunch that I actually prayed for the Rapture to occur just to end my suffering...
On opposite day, I would totally love the Hind's County Health Department.